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Small Pecker Condoms
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Our Price: £3.60 Inc VAT
Sale Price: £2.33 Inc VAT
Savings: £1.27
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Here you are girls - the perfect gift for the man who thinks he has everything! What more can we say?
(Packaging may vary from that shown.)
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Unputtable Golf Ball
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Our Price: £4.79 Inc VAT
Sale Price: £2.64 Inc VAT
Savings: £2.15
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Golf. A gentleman’s game. A relaxing way to spend an afternoon. Well not any more! After watching your mate hit a fantastic drive straight onto the green, 5 feet away from the pin on a par 4, get ready to sit back and enjoy while his dream hole suddenly becomes his worse nightmare! After slyly swapping his ball with an unputtable ball, try not to wet yourself as his putts swerve and bounce around the green, getting further away from the hole with every shot. Sergio Garcia? More like Happy Gilmore!
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Shocking Slot Machine
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Our Price: £4.20 Inc VAT
Sale Price: £3.58 Inc VAT
Savings: £0.62
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We all have traces of a gambler in us. For some it’s more substantial than most, but nearly all of us enjoy a little flutter every now and then. But that desire gets stronger every time you see a slot machine, its like that big metal arm is just screaming to be pulled! Well now you can use that urge to hilariously humorous effect! Leave your mini slot machine lying around in a place where it can’t be missed and watch while the unsuspecting user, unable to resist, gets the shock of their life!
Warning, this product is a novelty item and not a toy. Keep out of reach of children and people with heart conditions.
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Male Strip Mug
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Our Price: £6.00 Inc VAT
Sale Price: £4.69 Inc VAT
Savings: £1.31
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Finally give your girlfriend something to excite her with this mug! Just fill it up with the hot drink of your choice and watch as all his clothes vanish into thin air, how rude! A perfect gift, just make sure you keep it out of the kids' reach!
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Devil Duck
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Our Price: £7.19 Inc VAT
Sale Price: £4.79 Inc VAT
Savings: £2.40
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Nothing is sweeter or more innocent than a rubber duckie, right? Wrong. This little, 4-1/2 inch long, rubber Devil Duckie is one sinful squeaker!
You'll think you're soaking in the hot magma pools of Hades when he leers at you with his arched eyebrow in your evening bath. He may be a representative of the dark side, but it's hard to resist his tiny horns and cute chubby red body. Includes the lyrics to the Devil Duckie theme song! In net bag with illustrated header.
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Penis Egg Fryer
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Our Price: £7.19 Inc VAT
Sale Price: £5.94 Inc VAT
Savings: £1.25
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Rise and shine early morning glory. Wake up your misses and put a smile on her face.
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Shocking Tape Measure
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Our Price: £8.39 Inc VAT
Sale Price: £7.06 Inc VAT
Savings: £1.33
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Handymen beware! Can you be sure that your tape measure is real and not a fake? Shocking Tape measures are a great way to play a joke on your unsuspecting target. Just slip this novelty tape measure into your mate’s toolbox and wait for him to jump 10 feet into the air! Your only problem is making sure you remember it’s a shocking tape measure when you’re putting up those shelves in your kitchen, otherwise who’ll be the fool then?!
Warning, this product is a novelty item and not a toy, keep out of reach of children and people with heart conditions.
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Smoking Donkey
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Our Price: £8.40 Inc VAT
Sale Price: £7.13 Inc VAT
Savings: £1.27
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Put your cigarettes in the donkey's backpack and every time you want one just press down his ears. Your cigarette will be dispensed from his backside. Holds about 24 cigarettes.
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Coughing Ashtray
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Our Price: £9.60 Inc VAT
Sale Price: £8.21 Inc VAT
Savings: £1.39
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If there's someone close to you who you desperately wants to stop smoking (or a mate that you just love winding up), you must get them this ashtray.
It appears classy and modern, and your friend will no doubt thank you for this fine looking ashtray, but give them a week and they’ll be throwing it against the wall, wishing you’d never been born!
Every time a bit of ash falls into the dip (so pretty much every time it’s used to fulfill its purpose) it coughs like a smoker – really coughs! It’s a great reminder of what's going on in the lungs, and it's really funny to watch people get so hacked off!
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Belly Button Brush
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Our Price: £9.59 Inc VAT
Sale Price: £8.21 Inc VAT
Savings: £1.38
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What do you get for the person who has everything? You rack your brain for hours trying to think of something original and unique, and when that great idea finally pops into your head, you remember they've already got it! So instead of settling for a £5 Marks & Sparks voucher, invest in a present that they'll appreciate forever!
The Belly Button Brush is a delightfully handy accessory that should feature in jewellery boxes across the country! Instead of picking away for hours to reach that final piece of fluff, just pull out your trusty little brush and have your belly button sparkling in no time! With its ultra-soft bristles it will clean and tickle at the same time, making it a winner in the bedroom too!
Presented in an elegant jewellery box, watch the delight in your girlfriend's face when, instead of a ring, necklace or earings, she opens the box to find her own belly button brush! We doubt there's a more romantic way to tell her how much you care for her...
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