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Devil Duck
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Our Price: £7.19 Inc VAT
Sale Price: £4.79 Inc VAT
Savings: £2.40
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Nothing is sweeter or more innocent than a rubber duckie, right? Wrong. This little, 4-1/2 inch long, rubber Devil Duckie is one sinful squeaker!
You'll think you're soaking in the hot magma pools of Hades when he leers at you with his arched eyebrow in your evening bath. He may be a representative of the dark side, but it's hard to resist his tiny horns and cute chubby red body. Includes the lyrics to the Devil Duckie theme song! In net bag with illustrated header.
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Drinks Helmet
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Our Price: £8.39 Inc VAT
Sale Price: £6.00 Inc VAT
Savings: £2.39
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They say that if you wait long enough then something's bound to come back into fashion at some point in the future... which is exactly why we didn't hold on to our thirst aid helmets from the 80s. After all, who would be so foolish as to think that something so tacky could make a comeback? Well, actually yes... or so it would seem.
Oh yes, the classic drinks helmet has made a comeback, so if you want to feel what it's like to be Homer Simpson simply slot a couple of cold ones into the helmet holders, slip the straws in, put the helmet on and you're well on your way to getting wasted in front of the television without even having to lift your little finger. What better way to spend a Saturday afternoon?
Style may vary from that shown.
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Miniature Punch Ball
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Our Price: £8.39 Inc VAT
Sale Price: £6.98 Inc VAT
Savings: £1.41
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The perfect way to relieve stress, this little baby will take any beating you give it, without the slightest complaint or injury! Attach it to your desk, dashboard or any other place that may cause you stress, and direct all your anger at its stupid, pathetic, worthless little red ball…argh!!!! The flexible stand means you can safely swing away without fear of it breaking and its size allows you to carry it around with you wherever you go. Also use it as a mini punch bag and practice each day until you can give Rocky a run for his money! Save yourself the agony of punching a wall and breaking your knuckles, this is the solution to all your stress problems.
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Massage Sock
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List Price: £8.86 Inc VAT
Our Price: £7.66 Inc VAT
Sale Price: £7.66 Inc VAT
Savings: £1.20
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Stimulate and soothe through the ancient and natural art of reflexology.
Simply apply pressure with your thumb to each clearly indicated pressure point to stimulate your vital organs into better health.
Available in pink or blue. One size fits most.
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Coughing Ashtray
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Our Price: £9.60 Inc VAT
Sale Price: £8.21 Inc VAT
Savings: £1.39
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If there's someone close to you who you desperately wants to stop smoking (or a mate that you just love winding up), you must get them this ashtray.
It appears classy and modern, and your friend will no doubt thank you for this fine looking ashtray, but give them a week and they’ll be throwing it against the wall, wishing you’d never been born!
Every time a bit of ash falls into the dip (so pretty much every time it’s used to fulfill its purpose) it coughs like a smoker – really coughs! It’s a great reminder of what's going on in the lungs, and it's really funny to watch people get so hacked off!
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Gentleman's Vanity Case
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Our Price: £12.00 Inc VAT
Sale Price: £9.00 Inc VAT
Savings: £3.00
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An elegant case of "intimate essentials" for the discerning Gentleman on the move.
This case contains a range of luxury items designed to keep a man's most treasured parts in order. A silverware "fluffing brush", styling "shears", a silverware "sprucing" mirror and a metal "bracelet" complete with mini medallion, for that special evening wear occasion (it is in fact a very upmarket "Willy Care Kit!").
All these items come packed in a luxurious, hard, leather look case to add a touch of class to this fine, personal grooming collection.
A must for every "Man on the move!"
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Backwards Clock
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Our Price: £16.79 Inc VAT
Sale Price: £11.75 Inc VAT
Savings: £5.04
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So you think you’ve mastered telling the time? All those years of practice worth the effort? Well now there’s a new challenge for you! This backwards clock is a mind-bending gadget that, as simple as reading the time anti-clockwise sounds, will have you confused for hours!
A large, robust, quartz wall clock, the hands and dial go anti-clockwise, a great practical joke to play on friends, family and colleagues when they can’t understand why it feels much later than it looks.
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Drink Selector Mug
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Our Price: £18.00 Inc VAT
Sale Price: £11.99 Inc VAT
Savings: £6.01
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The perfect mug for the office - now no-one can get your coffee break order wrong. Simply turn the rings to show your cuppa of choice, put your feet up on the desk and enjoy!
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Orgasmatron
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Our Price: £19.19 Inc VAT
Sale Price: £17.56 Inc VAT
Savings: £1.63
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Almost orgasmic! Truely Amazing!! Real toe curler!!!
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USB Hub man
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Our Price: £23.99 Inc VAT
Sale Price: £21.00 Inc VAT
Savings: £2.99
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This cute USB hub called Hub Man, has USB sockets for arms and legs, and an LED for a heart. Most of his limbs run at USB 1.0, with only one bionic limb running at the faster USB 2.0.
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